I’ve said it before, and i’ll say it again.  The second you start helicoptering your penis, you’ve lost the argument.

Garibay was arrested after allegedly kicking, punching and throwing his bike at a woman’s car.  He was also allegedly “…grabbing his penis and waiving it in a helicopter-like motion”

Police arrived on scene to find several small dents in the car.  Unknown if they were caused by the fist, foot, bike or penis.

During his arrest, Garibay allegedly looked over at his accuser and shouted “Fuck you too, bitch” as well as other profanities in both English and Spanish.  If you’re keeping score, that’s how he got his felony witness intimidation charge.

Garibay told police the woman actually hit him with her car as he was crossing an alleyway.  This made him angry so he threw his bike at the car and “Flashed her”.

Since this is a sex crimes investigation, details are pretty sparse.  Here’s what we know based on the criminal complaint filed by Ada County Prosecutors.

Bartlett was initially arrested Monday on two counts of Rape, two counts of Strangulation and one count of Forcible Penetration.  The actual charging document, however, only lists two counts of Rape, and one count of Strangulation.  This is a pretty common occurrence in the legal system.

According to the criminal complaint, all three crimes took place over a three day period from October 28th to October 30th.  The crimes also apparently involve the same victim.  We say ‘apparently’, because Idaho uses initials to identify victims of sex crimes, and all the initials match.

The first alleged rape took place on the 28th.  Charging documents state the victim was “unconscious of the act at the time”

The second alleged rape took place on October 29th.  This time the court documents note the victim was awake, resisted, and was overcome by force or violence.

The strangulation allegedly occurred on October 30th.