I think we’ve managed to assemble the absolute worst aspects of the holidays in one roundup.
Mayhem – F
A bunch of you reached out asking for info on this one. I assume it’s because ‘Mayhem’ is a pretty awesome-sounding charge.
Here’s what it means according to Idaho law:
18-5001. MAYHEM DEFINED. Every person who unlawfully and maliciously deprives a human being of a member of his body, or disables, disfigures or renders it useless, or cuts out or disables the tongue, puts out an eye, slits the nose, ear or lip, is guilty of mayhem
I know what you’re thinking… She cut off a ding dong, Lorena Bobbitt-style. (look it up, kids)
Nope.
According to court records, Post allegedly “…Maliciously disfiguring a woman by biting her ear.”
The bite allegedly split the ear in half and mutilated it until cartilage was visible.
So yeah… learn something new every day.
Robbery – F
Possession of a Controlled Substance (Meth) – F
Cole is accused of robbing the Stinker Station on South Vista Avenue Saturday evening.
According to court records, Cole walked into the convenience store just before 5:00p, asked the clerk if they “wanted to die today”, and demanded money from the register. He allegedly fled the scene with about $130.00 in cash.
He didn’t make it far.
Police caught up to him a half hour later, parked at an airport motel just down the road. Post Miranda, Cole admitted to the robbery and told police he’d already used the money to purchase meth… which they found on his person during the search.
This is the second convenience store robbery on Vista in the past week.
Aggravated DUI – F
Leaving The Scene Of An Injury Accident – F
Sizemore was arrested after allegedly fleeing the scene of an injury accident in Kuna last night.
According to court documents, Sizemore’s Dodge Pickup collided with a motorcycle near the intersection of West Avalon and Ash just before 9:00 PM. Police canvassed the area and eventually pulled Sizemore over along Forrey Rd South of the Kuna-Mora intersection.
Sizemore admitted to the accident and allegedly had a blood alcohol level of .126 at the time of his arrest.
The motorcyclist is said to have suffered “Great bodily injuries” from the collision and was transported to the hospital via ambulance.
Sizemore told police he fled the scene because he was scared.
2x – Battery on Law Enforcement – F
DUI (3rd offense) – F
Burglary – F
Malicious Injury to Property – F
Petit Theft – M
Thelen was arrested for allegedly throwing a rock through the window of a med spa in Kuna and stealing a micro-needling pen worth over $1,000. According to court records, the incident took place in December of last year.
Her skin looks flawless though so… worth it?